Xtreme Bullshit

Okay, here's the deal. I got a call from my ex-ex-girlfriend (for lack of a better term) of 4 or so years ago. I hadn't talked to this bitch for 5 months, do to the fact that I had been dating someone else for about the past 6 months. The concept on how well ex's do not respond well with other girlfriends is a whole different subject that I'd love to dive deeper into on another day.

Anyway, we get to talking, and she's all bent out of shape, for no real explainable reason except that she obviously still has a cravin' for my shit and is pissed that I've been blowing her off. Now, mind you, she has a boy of about 2 months (which is very uncommon for her to find one) and from what I hear their relationship is going great. I'm actually cool with this, and happy for her. But didn't see shit like she was plannin' on laying out coming at all.

So Lady 01 wants to go to dinner... cool. I'm layed back, no big deal. We head out for some sushi and saki and she's got that natural uncomfortable "ex" shit going on. Might I add, for future reference, NEVER take an ex out for a nice meal. Unless you're tryin' to get them back or prove some sort of self sufficient "I'm a baller" type of shit- it's not worth it. Take her to McDonald's and let the bitch super-size that shit. No harm no foul.

So she get's all serious on me and proceeds to explain how she doesn't want to see me, talk to me, or hear about me anymore. Is it because I'm an asshole? No. Unfortunately I'm not that lucky. That would have made shit so easy to get out of.

Instead, it's a direct result of the fact that she can't stop thinking about me, and doesn't know why. Please, if you can, explain to me what kind of a response a guy can give to this? One, you have a boyfriend you're happy with. I think. Two, we haven't talked in forever, so it's not like I'm intentionally doing some shit to subliminally manipulate you into a caged world of forever wanting to expel your emotions. Three, it was 4 fuckin' years ago! Sorry, I've got no answer.

In any case, I realize she's for some insane reason looking for me to reciprocate these twisted feelings. Sorry, ain't happenin'. Oh, forgot to mention- she broke up with me. I left for 3 years, came back, and she acts like we need to break up or something.

She was also upset that I didn't contact her until I broke things off with my last girlfriend, but I'm tellin' you I waited a month to even IM her. I felt bad for blowing her off for so long, but my Lady 06 thought Lady 01 was hot and wasn't a fan of me talkin' to her. Maybe they should have hooked up. Don't even let me get started in how bogus she did me.

So, Lady 01 gets to cryin' about this stuff, and I'm just tryin' to figure out what the fuck is goin' on. Seriously??? Not my fault, but I try to be sweet and make her smile. It has minimal effect on the matter at hand. She's bent up about still having strong feelings and doesn't think a friendship will work. I disagree verbally, though I'm not sure internally I was thinking the same. There's some issue with regressing this sort of thing.

I try to point out that she's still friends with a different ex of hers. No dice. She says 'yeah, but we were only together for 2 months, not 5 years'... Suddenly a big 'What the fuck?' goes through my head. 5 years? We were together for 2. During which, she broke up with me twice before the final 'see ya, I'm suckin' some other cock now which tastes like delicous candy and is twice as big as yours so move around' break up. Seriously, each time she did it, it fucked me up. But especially the last one.

Then, she's fucking other guys for these years I'm gone, meanwhile I had not been with anyone. Why? That's a different story. Point is, she tries to play it like we were together, even though she was fucking other guys AND we were broke up! I don't know where she comes up with this shit. She should start her own daytime soap. Seriously.

Might I add all of this is going down at her house now, because she invited me up. I'm not going to say because I can't verify, but I definitely felt like it was an invitation for other things as well. I wasn't trying to cause more of a stir, so I obviously wasn't looking for a fuck. I'm not that guy. I tried to make sure she was okay, and had to leave.

I also just want to add that she really is not a slut, at all. Basically she's an ultra-feminist anti-slut to be perfectly honest. And I do care about her, just not in that way. She fucked me hard on the way out- and not in a good way. I was hurtin' pretty bad at the loss of her, perhaps mostly because I couldn't find someone to move on to.

To wrap, I'd like to know what is going on with people that ex's so rarely can maintain a friendship? Does love and sex cause such a twist with hate that we can't just forget about the past and move on?

I don't know. Hopefully Lady 01 will figure it out, and we can move forward. I'll try and keep you posted. Otherwise, I'd love some feedback. And don't get all pissy about me being vulgar, because I'm not the one forcing you to read this shit. This is how it is. And if you don't like it, move around.

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